Mrs Hinch shows off her bargain purchases from eBay
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The anonymous eBayer turned to online shopping to drown his sorrows after watching England lose in the Euro 2020 final against Italy. Little did he know that his actions would result in a very “embarrassing” and suspicious looking delivery at his home just a few days later.
The man, who hails from Coalville, Leicestershire, said he headed to bed to sleep off the heavy boozing session – forgetting all about his rather unusual purchase.
It was only the next day, when he received a shipping notification confirming his purchase was on its way, that he remembered ordering a life-size sex doll on eBay.
Posting on the Spotted Whitwick page, he said: “So it arrived in the post earlier than expected today and needless to say I am mortified.
“I was at work so my neighbour, who has just moved in, agreed to sign for it when I was out – to add to my horror. I dread to know what she is thinking.”
To make matters worse, he explained that the packaging was far from discreet and he was out at work when it was delivered – to his new neighbour.
The anonymous shopper went on to reveal that as he opened the creepy purchase, he immediately wanted to get rid of it – but could not face the embarrassment of taking it back to the post office or being spotted at the dump.
He added: ”I opened it up, and oh my God, it’s hideous. I don’t know what to do with it. I’m so embarrassed. What do I do with it? I can’t sell on Facebook market place as that would involve getting it out the house, neighbours seeing, returning it under eBay’s return policy would involve going to the post office aka social suicide.
“Going to the tip would be double social suicide, not to mention if police pull me over thinking I’m disposing of a real body. Does anyone know if Coalville tip has much CCTV around? Perhaps I could break in at night? Does anyone have any other suggestions or a big enough box to hide this heinous obscenity?”
People found the drunken blunder hilarious, with several Facebook users even offering to “take it” from the man.
One said: ”I’ve had a rough day, thank you for cheering me up lol. Find a farmer’s field and put it under the cattle grid.”
A second added: ”Use it as a burglar alarm when you’re out, stand it up so its shadow can be seen lol.”
Meanwhile, one genuinely helpful commenter tried to help by offering the man a 60-inch TV box that could be used to dispose of the “body”.
They said: ”We have a box for a 60 inch tele that needs to go. If you message me privately, we’ll come get it in the box, take her away and throw her on the bonfire. I’m not shy bud.”
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