Since Paris Hilton, broke up with her fiancé, actor and artiste extraordinaire, Chris Zylka, there’s been drama about her $2 million ring. Apparently he wanted to keep it, because he’s the one who “paid” for it, but then it was reported he didn’t pay for it, it was given to her by a jeweler friend of Paris’, so she was going to keep it. We now have an official final answer and you will be completely (un)surprised to hear that Paris will get to hold onto another expensive piece of jewelry that she’ll probably toss into a closet along with the dogs she no longer cares about.
People is reporting that Paris sat down with her intellectual equivalent, Jenny McCarthy, for Jenny’s SiriusXM show. Paris explained how that ring got paid for, and it wasn’t money.
“The person who we got it from got millions and millions of dollars of free publicity… I love how social media has basically become a new form of money. It’s pretty sick.”
Hey, fellow poor people: isn’t it so effing sick that this rich woman with millions of dollars can get a ring for free because she’s so famous her money isn’t even needed? So sick! …Anyone got $35,000 lying around I can use for my student loans? Jenny asked Paris if she’s keeping the ring to which she replied:
“Yes. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”
Paris is very excited about keeping the ring, since she had 3 replicas made after she lost it during a night out at the RC Cola Plant nightclub in Miami, where she eventually found it in a bucket of ice. Paris wears the replicas when she’s DJing or when she’s “going to certain places”. Um, what places, Miss Hilton? What seedy locations is this socialite airhead frequenting which would require her to fear she may get jumped for her ring? She isn’t hanging out at the corner of Vermont and Slauson, I’ll tell you that.
As for what Paris is up to now, she’s jerking off that diamond each night, and also focusing on her “career”. A source said: “She is traveling the world for her skincare and perfume… She wishes [Chris] all the best and hopes they can remain friends.”
Honestly this was stupid, like Paris. I am not surprised Paris is keeping the ring You know what I was hoping for from this story? Some thick white-woman-passive-aggression like the kind Jenny McCarthy brought Tara Reid, that time. Ask Paris about her sex tape! Make her walk out on the interview while telling you your tits look amazing!
Here’s Parasite in NYC last night:
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