JME blows up over ‘bag of s**t’ printers in hilarious rant

JME gave his social media followers a seriously good laugh this morning as he documented his infuriating struggles with getting his printer to work. 

The Boy Better Know rapper, real name Jamie Adenuga, launched into an incredible rant on Wednesday after his printer seemingly broke down. 

Let’s face it, we’ve all been there whether it’s a paper jam or low ink trying to get the better of us. 

‘I’m having printer issues again, Time to buy another printer. AGAIN,’ JME began calmly before all hell broke loose. 

He continued in a very Kanye-esque manner: ‘Im not even gonna switch. Im just gonna calmly say. ALL PRINTERS ARE F***ING ABSOLUTE S**T! 

‘PRINTER TECHNOLOGY HAS GONE NOWHERE IN LIKE 40 YEARS. BAG OF S**T. ALWAYS BREAK. INK COSTS £3,000,000 A WEEK. S**T TECH.’ 

Before he could throw it out the window, JME had a surprising update for his followers a short while later and announced: ‘Ok, I take that back. Printer head nozzle clean. Solved it.’ 

Thank goodness – who needs printer problems on a Wednesday morning?

Needless to say JME’s followers were highly amused by the outburst and reacted accordingly. 

Sharing in the MC’s misery, one follower replied: ‘They all look like f***ing spaceships as well. Why are they so big, so butters, so s**t AND so expensive?’ 

‘Printers are the worst technology,’ one agreed. 

After JME found the solution, another weighed in: ‘They’re still s**t. Your first take was completely true. Worst bits of tech out there, never work when needed.’ 

One follower had a pretty genius solution and said: ‘Just buy a 3D printer and print a new printer with your printer.’ 

Another wondered: ‘Fam why are you even printing. Srs. Haven’t you got grass to cut?’ 

On the bright side, at least no one has to buy JME a printer for Christmas. 

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