Hot Slut Of The Day!

When you dragged your carcass to bed last night, you probably counted on two things happening today: 1. That you’d wake up cursing your mom for not making you with an alien from the planet Antares Prime so that you could stop time with your fingers and go back to sleep. And 2. That the Fiji Water Girl from the Golden Globes will be today’s Hot Slut of the Day. Well, I cannot ruin my reputation of being predictable as all hell, so by popular demand, today’s HSOTD crown sits on the head of the Fiji Water Girl!

Before the actual Golden Globes ceremony started last night, some on Twitter and beyond opened up an imaginary envelope, pulled out an imaginary note card and read, “And the breakout star of the night goes to Fiji Water Girl!” Fiji was the official water of the Golden Globes, and so they got a bunch of models to hand out their bottles on the red carpet. If a Fiji Water Girl really wanted to do her job well, she’d permanently stand near Giuliana Rancic or Ryan Seacrest, because those are the thirstiest bitches on the red carpet. But one Fiji Water Girl proved that she was the thirstiest one on the red carpet, and in the best way, by photobombing dozens of famous tricks.

Usually it’s hard to see any picture of Richard Madden because your genitals are pressed against the screen. But this picture of him is really hard to see, because your eyes are automatically glued to the real superstar here: FIJI WATER GIRL!

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