Open Post: Hosted By KFC's Fried Chicken-Scented Firelog

KFC isn’t content with its customers merely poisoning their bodies with their chemically laced Frankenchickens, so they’ve come up with a festive new way to introduce poisons into your bloodstream. Just in time for the holidays, KFC has introduced the 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog. That’s right, a firelog that will make your house smell like KFC. It’s an abomination but also pretty genius. I don’t eat KFC, I don’t like KFC, I don’t support KFC, but whenever I smell KFC, I immediately want KFC. This is the second greatest trick the Devil ever pulled. Even just typing KFC this many times, is making me crave KFC. DAMN YOU KFC!! Burn in chicken scented hell!

Source: Read Full Article